When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
i just realised traffic lights are totally bigger then they look like check this shit
these things are fucking human sized what the fuck why didn’t anyone tell me this
Pretty gutsy, sending me a 10-second snap. You think I’ll need that long to take it all in, there better be layers. I’m looking for socio-economic allegories at the three second mark. DaVinci Code-ing your selfie for where Jesus’ bones are buried
omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS
WE HAVE A UNIFORM
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.