Monday, April 21, 2014
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More Here
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
Monday, April 14, 2014
Sunday, April 13, 2014
I WILL REBLOG THIS TIL MY FINGERS BLEED
FOR EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING THICK THIGHS BECAUSE OF RIDING
YOUR THIGHS ARE MAJESTIC AS FUCK
YOU USE THEM TO BALANCE YOURSELF WHILE ON TOP OF A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE BIG
SOME PEOPLE CANT CONTROL A FUCKING DOG BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THIS HUGE IDIOTIC ANIMAL WITH BATSHIT CRAZY INSTINCTS
LOVE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS
I needed this
RESPECT YOUR THIGHS GUYS
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
THEY ARE STRONG
YOU COULD SNAP YOUR ENEMIES NECKS WITH THEM
why dont they have viagra for self esteem
have you tried vodka